Salty Lizard 100

This is the kahuna, whatever that is. It's the one where there's not a hairy leg to be seen and smaller animals take shelter in the shade thrown by the riders' enormous quads. If you aren't already sleeping in a hyperbaric chamber and eating nothing but kombucha and rice cakes doused in whey, then you've already lost. Have fun!

This is the kahuna, whatever that is. It's the one where there's not a hairy leg to be seen and smaller animals take shelter in the shade thrown by the riders' enormous quads. If you aren't already sleeping in a hyperbaric chamber and eating nothing but kombucha and rice cakes doused in whey, then you've already lost. Have fun!

You've been talking about riding this century in the fall all summer but you haven't been outside for longer than it takes to go to the 7-11 and come home since May. It's "only" 60 miles but when you said "century," you **really** meant "metric century," which is just as impressive, if you really think about it and isn't in any way you backing out of anything.

You've been talking about riding this century in the fall all summer but you haven't been outside for longer than it takes to go to the 7-11 and come home since May. It's "only" 60 miles but when you said "century," you **really** meant "metric century," which is just as impressive, if you really think about it and isn't in any way you backing out of anything.